AHHHHHH (Rambles)
Guess what it's about 83 degrees with only around 50% RH. That means it feels really good here right now. Perfect beach weather, the oppressive heat of Summer is starting to wane. It reminds me of the Summers of my youth. Nice, warm, with a nice breeze.
Anyone Jealous?
Ok, I know it's been awhile, I'm starting ogle the women joggers on the causeway, and the Bikinis as I travel down by the beach.
Quick joke:
A man has just been sent to prison for a few years for embezzlement. Arriving to the prison he is met with catcalls and is called a fish. The new prisoner is rightfully very scared that he will become his new cellmate's bitch. As he is led into his cell, he spys his new 'friend'. The guy stands about 6'5" around 280 lbs, and has arms the size of the new guy's thighs. The cell door slams shut, and the big man asks "I have one question for you."
"Yyyes?" stammers the new guy.
"Do you want to be the husband, or the wife?"
Feeling very relieved at the fact that he has the option of not being poked he answers "I'll be the husband."
"Good" Replies the big man, "Now, get over here and suck your wife's dick."
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night. Hello...anyone there?...hello? (sounds of chirping crickets)
oh well......
Anyone Jealous?
Ok, I know it's been awhile, I'm starting ogle the women joggers on the causeway, and the Bikinis as I travel down by the beach.
Quick joke:
A man has just been sent to prison for a few years for embezzlement. Arriving to the prison he is met with catcalls and is called a fish. The new prisoner is rightfully very scared that he will become his new cellmate's bitch. As he is led into his cell, he spys his new 'friend'. The guy stands about 6'5" around 280 lbs, and has arms the size of the new guy's thighs. The cell door slams shut, and the big man asks "I have one question for you."
"Yyyes?" stammers the new guy.
"Do you want to be the husband, or the wife?"
Feeling very relieved at the fact that he has the option of not being poked he answers "I'll be the husband."
"Good" Replies the big man, "Now, get over here and suck your wife's dick."
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night. Hello...anyone there?...hello? (sounds of chirping crickets)
oh well......
posted by Tall Molly Man at 6:34 PM
3 Comments:
OMG...
hahaha thats horrible!!
hahahahaha
Ummm yeah so about the breakfast dish I made... you can switch it up and leave stuff out. ITs basically just mexican style omelette. I can eat this stuff for breakfast lunch or dinner. lol
About the ogling... Yeah, just dont get busted because I have twice in the past month and I wanted to just die!!
THAT is why I'm afraid of prison...oh yeah, the whole getting stabbed to death is scary too.
MMMM.....food.
Well I'm afraid of prison too! And county jails... and any thing that puts 100% of the same sex in the same confines for more than 8 hours!!
As Homer would say "Foood Good!"
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