Hell Is For Heroes and other 'H' Words
H?
Why couldn't I get F?
We all know how much I like eff words.
Oh well here's the deal. Tish from the Kat House has given me an assignment, which I volunteered for. She assigns you a letter, you have to write ten words beginning with that letter. Then you have to give YOUR meaning of the words.
1) Hot Dogs, ok I know they are lips, assholes, and other meat by-products. But nothing beats a good Nathan's, especially if you put some kraut, and mustard on it. Please don't apply the Ketchup unless it's for your child. (Can't go to a ball game without a hot dog or brat.)
2) Helo- That is what they call helicopters in the Navy/Marine Corps. It sounds so much better than 'chopper'. I worked and even had a chance to fly a number of times in the UH-3H Sea King, and the SH-60F Seahawk.
4) Happy- A state of mind that my Lexapro prescription helps me achieve. Chemical imbalances are so dreary. It's nice to see the sunshine again.
5) Hanky - Who needs 'em? A good 'Farmer Blow clears you right out, and you don't have to worry about making your nose all red, from all that wiping.
6) Hot- Can be described in two ways, Florida in the Summer and My wife nakey waiting for me in bed. ;)
7) Hell- Many people believe that Hell is full of fire and brimstone. Many people believe there is no hell. Some People even believe that THIS, where we are right now is Hell. Me, I kind of think that Hell is more like darkness, and the feeling of eternal solitude. (existence without God.)
8) Hangar- This is where airplanes are parked. A Hanger is what you hang you clothes on.....GET IT? This was explained to me by the Skipper of the USS John F. Kennedy.
9) Hockey- The first professional sport I ever watched on TV. When I was a child the Canadian channels came in better than the ones in Seattle.
10) Hirsute- If it's hairy trim it, most of us don't like to call out a SAR team to find the object of our desire. Don't shave it either, most of us don't want to be seen as a pedophile. Make a landing strip, make an arrow to show the way, anything other than an old growth forest will be just fine. You don't want your significant other walking around choking on a hairball, do you?
(disclaimer: just friendly advice from me to you. I guess the advice can go for either sex.)
Why couldn't I get F?
We all know how much I like eff words.
Oh well here's the deal. Tish from the Kat House has given me an assignment, which I volunteered for. She assigns you a letter, you have to write ten words beginning with that letter. Then you have to give YOUR meaning of the words.
1) Hot Dogs, ok I know they are lips, assholes, and other meat by-products. But nothing beats a good Nathan's, especially if you put some kraut, and mustard on it. Please don't apply the Ketchup unless it's for your child. (Can't go to a ball game without a hot dog or brat.)
2) Helo- That is what they call helicopters in the Navy/Marine Corps. It sounds so much better than 'chopper'. I worked and even had a chance to fly a number of times in the UH-3H Sea King, and the SH-60F Seahawk.
4) Happy- A state of mind that my Lexapro prescription helps me achieve. Chemical imbalances are so dreary. It's nice to see the sunshine again.
5) Hanky - Who needs 'em? A good 'Farmer Blow clears you right out, and you don't have to worry about making your nose all red, from all that wiping.
6) Hot- Can be described in two ways, Florida in the Summer and My wife nakey waiting for me in bed. ;)
7) Hell- Many people believe that Hell is full of fire and brimstone. Many people believe there is no hell. Some People even believe that THIS, where we are right now is Hell. Me, I kind of think that Hell is more like darkness, and the feeling of eternal solitude. (existence without God.)
8) Hangar- This is where airplanes are parked. A Hanger is what you hang you clothes on.....GET IT? This was explained to me by the Skipper of the USS John F. Kennedy.
9) Hockey- The first professional sport I ever watched on TV. When I was a child the Canadian channels came in better than the ones in Seattle.
10) Hirsute- If it's hairy trim it, most of us don't like to call out a SAR team to find the object of our desire. Don't shave it either, most of us don't want to be seen as a pedophile. Make a landing strip, make an arrow to show the way, anything other than an old growth forest will be just fine. You don't want your significant other walking around choking on a hairball, do you?
(disclaimer: just friendly advice from me to you. I guess the advice can go for either sex.)
posted by Tall Molly Man at 6:31 PM
3 Comments:
I like eff words too.. but made the h's kinda fun!!
some jack ass gave me the letter J to do on mine...
Very nice list!! And like you, I absolutely love hot dogs at the ball park! :) I'm going to a game on Saturday. I'll have one in your honor!
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