Baby Girl Pam
My little BB has got a case of the red ass.....and I mean bad. The poor thing has been pooping too much, and it is probably due to the formula. See the thing is Mrs. Molly has been trying to breast feed.....a good thing right? Well, I guess she was overly active and for some reason that is a bad thing when trying to produce boobie milk. Plus the manual and the powered pump we had was just crap. The lactation specialist said we needed to get the one she had in the hospital, you know the one that looks like should be on a farm. I am proud to say that the Tall Timberz Dairy is now in operation, but production is still down.
I went to the GNC and bought the Fenugreek, she went on the pill that produces milk, but makes you want to drive off an overpass, and she has a beer during each pumping session. All of which are supposed to help in lactation. Well, except for the driving off the overpass.
Back to my little BB, she is also getting a little cold, which I imagine to her is quite large. Poor thing she is so small that the aspirator we have won't fit in her nostril. I give her lot's of kisses, but I don't think it helps the cold much.
She did an amazing feat today. Me and Mrs. Molly were giving her a diaper change, when all of a sudden old faithful went off and she launched a stream of watery poo 24" onto Mrs. Molly's pj pants. I happily cheered, even as Mrs. Molly was slapping and cussing me. It WAS funny.....................
I went to the GNC and bought the Fenugreek, she went on the pill that produces milk, but makes you want to drive off an overpass, and she has a beer during each pumping session. All of which are supposed to help in lactation. Well, except for the driving off the overpass.
Back to my little BB, she is also getting a little cold, which I imagine to her is quite large. Poor thing she is so small that the aspirator we have won't fit in her nostril. I give her lot's of kisses, but I don't think it helps the cold much.
She did an amazing feat today. Me and Mrs. Molly were giving her a diaper change, when all of a sudden old faithful went off and she launched a stream of watery poo 24" onto Mrs. Molly's pj pants. I happily cheered, even as Mrs. Molly was slapping and cussing me. It WAS funny.....................
posted by Tall Molly Man at 6:30 PM
4 Comments:
OH man, I would not want to re-live those days! Sore boobs suck! And lest you forget, paybacks are hell! I'd be careful about laughing at projectile poop...
Ooooh, yuck! lol I'da smacked you too. ;-) Sometimes rootbeer helps too...who knows though, just every two hours and lots and lots of water... She'll feel like the dairy queen as the machine pumps and pulls away. *sigh* Is the LC suggesting a Medela pump or something more powerful?
the days I do not miss...
It's a Medela........
Ouch, pricey... It does have better suction action at times, but so did my travel first years that my mom bought me... It did wear out though pretty fast. :-(
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