Mimi's List
Mimi has invited one and all to make up a list of people that would turn you off to the point that if you are gay, you would go straight, or vice-versa. Here is Molly's list of Women that would make me into a Peter-Puffer;
10) Geena Davis: Her cheek implants look like awful.
9) Pam Anderson: Something about Hepatitus C just doesn't do it for me.
8) Courtney Thorne-Smith: I think the Doc shaved a little too much off of her nose.
7) Star Jones: Need I say more?
6) Anna Nicole Smith: Too boozy
5) Brittney Spears-Federline
4) Madonna: I can't believe I ever had a thing for that hag.
3) Joan and Melissa Rivers: Barbie Dolls have less plastic.
2) Tara Reid: Bad Lipo job.
1) Paris Hilton.....ack!
I would also like to point out that some of us guys actually like REAL women. Breasts that look like grapefruit, or basketballs are not attractive. Faces that are stretched back so tight, you could use them as snare drums are repulsive. Oh, and lots of make-up can be terrible too.
10) Geena Davis: Her cheek implants look like awful.
9) Pam Anderson: Something about Hepatitus C just doesn't do it for me.
8) Courtney Thorne-Smith: I think the Doc shaved a little too much off of her nose.
7) Star Jones: Need I say more?
6) Anna Nicole Smith: Too boozy
5) Brittney Spears-Federline
4) Madonna: I can't believe I ever had a thing for that hag.
3) Joan and Melissa Rivers: Barbie Dolls have less plastic.
2) Tara Reid: Bad Lipo job.
1) Paris Hilton.....ack!
I would also like to point out that some of us guys actually like REAL women. Breasts that look like grapefruit, or basketballs are not attractive. Faces that are stretched back so tight, you could use them as snare drums are repulsive. Oh, and lots of make-up can be terrible too.
posted by Tall Molly Man at 12:18 AM
3 Comments:
I'm glad you did the list and I agree with everyone on your list. I'm glad you mentioned that there are men that like real women, imperfections and all. Thank you.
Cheek implants? Really?
She has a new show, Geena plays the President of United States. I saw the premier, and about gagged, when I saw all of the work she has had done.
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