Tagged, Me?

Ok Angel Q tagged me...here it goes:

7 Things to do before I die.

1) Visit Kongsburg, Norway
2) Write a novel
3) Buy and RV and tour North America.
4) Go to Sturgis, (Don't even know how to ride a motorcycle.)
5) Reconcile differences between my oldest and I.
6) Move back out West.
7) Learn how to Fly-Fish.

7 Things I can do.

1) Write my name in the snow.
2) Put my shoulders in and out of their sockets.
3) I sometimes get premonitions.
4) Cook, well.
5) Catch a buzz off of three beers. (Who has time to drink?)
6) Get down to my children's level to play.
7) Make my wife love me......or hate me. :)

7 Things I can't do.

1) Touch my nose with my tongue.
2) Bury a decomposing cat (There is a story behind this.)
3) Miss when I shoot a firearm.
4) Stand the thought of being stabbed.
5) Go to Prison...I live a very law abiding life because of this.
6) Drink a 12 pack, and still be conscious...see number 5, of previous list.
7) Read my wife's mind.

7 Things that attract me to the opposite sex. * Updated*
1) Breasts
2) Butt
3) Legs
4) Sense of humor
5) Intelligence
6) Laughter
7) Eyes

7 Things I say most often.
1) Don't pee-pee in your pants.
2) Close the door!
3) Turn off that TV, if you're not watching it.
4) Poo-poo on the potty.
5) What did you do now?!
6) Quit fighting you guys.
7) No!

7 Celebrity crushes.

1) Nina Hartley
2) Elizabeth Perkins (when she was in He-said, She-said, and Big.)
3) Elisha Cuthbert
4) Madeline Stowe
5) Uma Thurman
6) Penelope Cruz
7) Paz Vega


I don't know seven people, so I will have to pass on tagging.