Morons
Watching the game last night, no I don't mean Monday Night Football. I mean the NLCS. (National League Championship Series) Baseball folks, that is my sport. I mean I like Football as much as anyone else I guess. But, to be honest with you, I'm an anomaly these days, I would rather watch Baseball than Football. Why? Because I like the duel between the Pitcher and the Batter. I like the strategy it takes to get a guy back to Home Plate. I like it that a guy can do good 1/3 of the time, and be a hero. I like Baseball.
This brings me to what this post is truly about. Morons, you know the people I writing about. The Smegheads (Red Dwarf rules!) that get on the cellphone, in the stands behind homeplate. You see them every game.
"Fred!, Dude! Do you see us on TV? Yeah, we're the ones waving."
"You do? Awesome!"
"Hey Babe, Fred says we're on TV!"
Hey Dipshit, do you really think the rest of the world cares? Do you really think the rest of us are looking at you with a sense of awe, because you're on TV? I have news for you.....NO! In fact I find you extremely irritating. I catch you out of the corner of my eye, and I miss the pitch.
For the woman behind Homeplate to the left, with the all of the cleavage. Yes, you caught my eye. Initially because you looked like you were sporting a push-up bra. But, then it occured to me that you had no idea you were at a very special game. You had like the best seats in the house. Do you realize how many people up in the nosebleed section would have given their left testicle or ovary for that seat you were occupying? You had no idea a game was even being played. I watched you gab to everyone within earshot of you. Seriously, if I was the guy that bought your ticket, I would have been really pissed off. Unless you were actually asking questions about the game, just STFU. I bet you're the type that just has to be the center of attention no matter where you go...hence all of the boob showing.
Morons........
This brings me to what this post is truly about. Morons, you know the people I writing about. The Smegheads (Red Dwarf rules!) that get on the cellphone, in the stands behind homeplate. You see them every game.
"Fred!, Dude! Do you see us on TV? Yeah, we're the ones waving."
"You do? Awesome!"
"Hey Babe, Fred says we're on TV!"
Hey Dipshit, do you really think the rest of the world cares? Do you really think the rest of us are looking at you with a sense of awe, because you're on TV? I have news for you.....NO! In fact I find you extremely irritating. I catch you out of the corner of my eye, and I miss the pitch.
For the woman behind Homeplate to the left, with the all of the cleavage. Yes, you caught my eye. Initially because you looked like you were sporting a push-up bra. But, then it occured to me that you had no idea you were at a very special game. You had like the best seats in the house. Do you realize how many people up in the nosebleed section would have given their left testicle or ovary for that seat you were occupying? You had no idea a game was even being played. I watched you gab to everyone within earshot of you. Seriously, if I was the guy that bought your ticket, I would have been really pissed off. Unless you were actually asking questions about the game, just STFU. I bet you're the type that just has to be the center of attention no matter where you go...hence all of the boob showing.
Morons........
posted by Tall Molly Man at 5:20 AM
2 Comments:
Red Dwarf rules! :)
Miladysa- I wish they would either bring the series back, or get the movie made.
Jane- She probably thought she was watching the St. Louis Rams and the Houston Texans. (For those not in the know those two teams are National Footbal League teams.)
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