Honey?
I received a new catalog the other day from Bass Pro Shops. This particular catalog has items that can be given gifts for the holidays. Perusing through this catalog I noticed several pages devoted to realtree camouflaged products. I understand the shirts, pants, shoes, hats, and even the firearm stocks.
These guys are taking this crap too far. I had to start laughing when I started to see paddles for ceiling fans, couch covers, and comforters for the bed.
What had me in tears from laughing so hard though, was this item.
I could just imagine Mrs. Molly in this outfit, sitting on my bed with it's camouflage comforter, waiting to start making passionate love, only to have me not find her because I couldn't see her.
"Honey, I smell your perfume, where exactly are you?"
I told you I was easily amused........
These guys are taking this crap too far. I had to start laughing when I started to see paddles for ceiling fans, couch covers, and comforters for the bed.
What had me in tears from laughing so hard though, was this item.
I could just imagine Mrs. Molly in this outfit, sitting on my bed with it's camouflage comforter, waiting to start making passionate love, only to have me not find her because I couldn't see her.
"Honey, I smell your perfume, where exactly are you?"
I told you I was easily amused........
4 Comments:
I am going to totally embarrass myself on this one... I LOOOVE Bass Pro Shop...There is one not 10 minutes from where I live. My son had several camo baby items. My dad is an outdoor nut. My brother is salivating for the camo bedroom crap (he's 18 and still very into himself and not girls v. selfish)... I would wear the camo nightie if my guy was into it. Its not like it stays on very long right?
BUT
Your "I can smell your perfume...where are you"... I about peed on myself laughing, that was Freaking PRICELESS!! Love it!
We have one nearby too. I love the store. My kiddies like the big-ass fish tank. (Don't tell anyone, but Daddy does too.)
My boy loves it too. I do too. I actually have 2 pretty big (not THAT big) tanks here at the place. I have to say Bass Pro Shop sells the BEST saltwater taffy, maple drop thingies and don't forget the kickass beef jerky. Its my favorite thing to go there for. Oh yeah, and to drool over the new pick ups & hot rednecks shopping there...hahaha
THAT is just so wrong...lol. I don't think I've been to a bass pro shop...we have them here. Been to Cabella's though! I have a new pick up truck...hmm...maybe I should go? I will stick to buying my lingerie from Vic though...lol..tyvm.
Oh, and thank you for the nomination! I'm honored!!
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